1. Be patient with your humans during this time. Unless they try to force you to wear a ridiculous ‘costume’ complete with antlers.
2. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. You may safely assume all the gifts are for you, that the bags are for your use, and that they don’t really mean it when they shout “No Kitty!”
3. Just say NO to collars with jingle bells, sweater vests, and Santa hats.
4. Your humans may bring a large tree into the house and sent it up in a prominent place, and cover it with lights and decorations. Bizarre at this may seem to you, it is important to your humans. Here are a few guidelines:
- That sparkly stuff that looks so appetizing and is called tinsel? Don’t eat it. It’s bad news. It’s worth a trip to the vet, where all kinds of unpleasant things happen.
- Don’t drink the water in the tree stand.
- If you do feel it necessary to climb the trunk, be careful not to knock any ornaments off the tree or to actually knock the tree down.
- The needles generally aren’t poison, but they will cause an upset stomach if you eat too many.
5. Your humans may occasionally invite lots of strangers to come visit during the season. These parties can be lots of fun, if you play your cards right:
- Remember to seek out the people who are clearly allergic to cats, and spend the evening being very affectionate to them.
- Be generous; no guest should leave your home without cat hair on their clothing
- If any of the ‘guests’ sit on your sofa, you may sharpen your claws on their pant legs
6. Things that, if eaten, will land you in the vet’s office (remember, this is the place we want to avoid): mistletoe, lilies, amaryllis, chocolate, caffeine, potpourri, avocado, sago palms, eucalyptus, holly (all varieties), onion, garlic, many varieties of mushrooms. Contrary to popular believe, poinsettia plants are actually not all that toxic. They’ll usually just cause an upset stomach.
7. A big man with a white beard and a very loud laugh may emerge from your fireplace in the middle of the night. Feel free to bite and scratch him, especially if he drinks the milk that your humans obviously left out for you.